Sunday, June 01, 2008

Domestic Goddess

Lately when I do my clothes washing, I feel as though I have some sense of what it might have been like for those women in the 50s, just after WWII, when all the fruits of aircraft engineering for wartime destruction were used to engineer time-saving domestic appliances.




For years washing was an unsatisfactory chore.  I lived in a old Queenslander house divided into seven flats out the back of which was a funny little fibro shack with a coin operated washing machine.  We only had to pay a dollar per wash, so it was much cheaper, and certainly more convenient, than going to a laundromat, but quite frankly it had all the subtlety of a B-52 Bomber.


It had one speed--turbo--that it applied to everything from stockings and underwire bras to denim skirts, corduroy jackets, and towels.  In order to ward off the premature demise of the more delicate items in my wardrobe, I would place them in a wash bag to protect them from the destructive force of the washing blades, but somehow I still managed to find bra wires lodged in the drainage holes in the sides of the inner drum, or else they were bound up in endless knots of stockings that by now were stretched to accommodate the legs of the 50 Foot Woman

Stain removal was made tedious by the absence of any hot water in the laundry at all.  Oxygen bleach, even that from the eco store, requires warm water at least for it to work. If I wanted to get any hot water into a bucket, I'd have to hold a bucket beneath the shower, high up so I didn't lose any water to the floor of the shower and so down the drain.  Usually I'd end up with water dribbling down into armpits, and that would cause me to get irritated and lose my balance, and very soon profanity would follow.

In the end, I pretty much gave up on nice clean clothes and would more often than not go out in stained and shabby outfits figuring nobody expected anything more of a student.  I learnt in one of my undergraduate French classes that jeans delevee were the standard student uniform, and if those doyens of fashion, the French, could make such a statement then I figured so could I.

Oh but how life has changed since I bought my first white goods. Perhaps one day I will wax lyrical about the fridge (which has brought about a similar revolution), but for now it's the washing machine's turn to shine.

One of the biggest novelties for me, still after 6 months, is that I can do my washing whenever I want to. While everyone may have wanted to do their washing on Saturday morning back at the old Queenslander, not everybody could.  And woe betide anyone who left their finished washing sitting in the machine while others were waiting to use it.

I made every effort not to leave my washing languishing when I was sharing a machine with other people, but I admit it's my natural tendency to forget about it or get caught up in doing something else and not want to be interrupted by hanging out the washing.

Enter the front loader.  It takes hours for a wash to complete, which is perfect for me.  But should I want a quicker wash then the machine I purchased has a time saver option which reduces it down to about 40 mins, and there's a Quick 30 minute wash cycle too.

Sometimes I just sit and watch the washing go around. I watch how gently the washing is spun around with no damaging blades to get caught on. I feel secure that my bras will emerge intact, that my stockings will still fit my short legs. I marvel at how the washing powder and bleach are flushed from the powder drawer and dissolved before coming into contact with the clothes.  I have come to embrace the smell and textures of my clothes and towels that have received the soft touch of fabric softener (channelling Milhouse here).  Ahh.

And I'm especially glad that I was able to get a washing machine with a four star energy rating; that just tops everything off.

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Dinner At Zoe's

Many of you will already know that Zoe from CrazyBrave has started a new blog about food, Progressive Dinner Party.  She generously invited me to contribute and my first post is up.

Work on channelling your inner Jeremy Clarkson  (you'll see what I mean) and head on over to make your nominations.  Then, you must hang around Dinner Party for further courses of food-related bloggery.  


Saturday, May 24, 2008

City and New Farm

Fountain, Queen Street Mall


'Hannah and Kirsty', Fountain, Queen Street Mall


Small Steamer Basket Sculpture (One of Many), Brisbane Square


Brisbane River, New Farm Bend


'o' and 'd', Flood Sculpture, Power House 


The View from 'd', Flood Sculpture, Power House

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Kitchen Kitsch

So, this is what my blogging has been reduced to, a series of things I find amusing as I go about my life.


I came across these in the supermarket today.  I immediately took a photo with my mobile and sent it to the keenest Elvis fan I know.  I wanted to know if even the official merchandise had gone too far or if she wanted me to purchase some for her. 

Turns out it wasn't her idea of Elvis.  There are some things that just can't be put in the oven. She remained unconvinced when I texted that it was quite fitting for those who worship at the Elvis, The Church, who believe he is the Saviour and Protector--even from burns inflicted by hot cookware.  Not every deity offers that kind of certainty.